*sean-i am the walrus
*zack-i am the jesus
*sean-thats nice but im still the walrus
*zack-i wanna be the walrus
*sean-you cant, zack, im already the walrus...we cant have everyone runnin around claiming theyre the walrus when we all know that i am the only true walrus
*zack-sorry man, i dont know what came over me
*sean-its ok...everyone wants to be the walrus

"hey, i see you rolled ur way into the semis, Deos mio, man. Seamus and me, we're gonna fuck you up."---"well thats just like ur opinion ,man"---"and dont try any of that shit with me, u flash ur piece out on the lanes and ill take it away from u and stick up ur ass and pull the fuckin trigger til it goes click!"---"JESUS!"---"thats right man, nobody fucks with the jesus"---"8 year olds dude, 8 year olds"

"i dont roll on shomer shabbish"---"but dude, ur not jewish"---"SHOMER SHABBISH!!!"

"ill suck ur cock for a 1000 dollars...but he cant watch unless he pays 100"


*WALTER:Over the line! *Smokey: Huh?
*WALTER:Over the line, Smokey! I'm sorry. That's a foul.
*SMOKEY:Bullshit. Eight, Dude.
*WALTER:Excuse me! Mark it zero. Next frame.
*SMOKEY:Bullshit. Walter!
*WALTER:This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
*DUDE:Come on Walter, it's just--it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, it's just a game.
*WALTER:This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?
*SMOKEY:Yeah, but--
*WALTER:Am I wrong!?
*SMOKEY:Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker, Dude, I'm marking it an eight.
*Walter: takes out a gun.
*WALTER:Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
*DUDE:Hey Walter--
*WALTER:Mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.
*SMOKEY:I'm not--
*WALTER:A world of pain.
*SMOKEY:Look Dude, I don't hold with this. This guy is your partner, you should--
*WALTER:HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!
*DUDE:Walter, they're calling the cops, put the piece away.
*WALTER:MARK IT ZERO!
*SMOKEY:Walter--
*WALTER:YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO!!
*SMOKEY:All right! There it is! It's fucking zero! You happy, you crazy fuck?
*WALTER:This is a league game, Smokey!

*DUDE:They gave Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call--
*WALTER:What if it's during a game?
*DUDE:I told him if it was during league play--
*DONNY:If what's during league play?
*WALTER:Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
*DONNY:What's wrong with Walter, Dude?
*DUDE:I figure it's easy money, it's all pretty harmless. I mean she probably kidnapped herself.
*WALTER:Huh?
*DONNY:What do you mean, Dude?
*DUDE:Rug-peers did not do this. I mean look at it. Young trophy wife. Marries a guy for money but figures he isn't giving her enough. She owes money all over town--
*WALTER:That...fucking...bitch!
*DUDE:It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
*DONNY:I am the Walrus.
*WALTER:That fucking bitch!
*DUDE:Yeah.
*DONNY:I am the Walrus.
*WALTER:Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
*DONNY:What the fuck is he talking about?
*WALTER:That's fucking exactly what happened, Dude! That makes me fucking SICK!


"Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!"

"Say friend, ya got any more a that good sarsaparilla?..."